Comoy turned Dunhill

Remember the Comoy I told you about that I was gonna get from a member of the SF?
Well it turned out that it was too good to be true. Somehow the package of three Comoys for me to choose from never turned up.
The guys who were after me in turn to get the package started worrying and I tried to get hold of the first receiver of the package, but to no avail. I told them, and the original donor this, and he replied by letting us choose from a bunch of spanking new Dunhills to make up for our "loss" (now I mean we didn't PAY to get the pipes or anything so it doesn't really qualify as a loss does it?)!
What a swell guy!
I chose a Bulldog as my very first brand spanking new Dunhill!